Monday, April 11, 2011

Pesach: let's clean!

Preparations for Pesach are taking the country by storm. From shmura matzoh bakeries in Orthodox enclaves to pop up classes on how to make a seder relevant,
there are plenty of normal, Pesach-oriented activities to engage in. It's the quirky, little things that make me unbelievably happy. Today, while walking to the grocery store, I listened to an accordion band rocking out "Dayeinu" with a group of senior citizens in a community space over a convenience store that has more varieties of laundry soap than kinds of candy. I watched a woman in niqab hauling twenty kilos of matzoh in her grocery carrier down the street. I was politely told to get out of the way while the shop employees hauled in new shelving units to put kosher for Pesach foodstuffs out. I asked the woman at the counter, who always has a bedazzled hijab on, what was going on: "Pesach!" she replied, "No chametz in the store. It's good."

In other news, during Pesach, we'll be taking an "Armageddon Bike Tour" through the Jezreel Valley. Tel Meggido, here we come!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

I rock at kindergarten

So, I should probably be a little better at the supervisory aspect of kindergarten than I am. Don't get me wrong, I managed to help keep them from shredding their tiny fingers during the Great Latke Making *&^%^&&^%^%$ of 2010, and I am faster than Usain Bolt when it comes to keeping them away from scissors. It's just that I cannot manage to stay focused when there are art projects around. Be it coloring, smearing clay onto paper, taping things together, stapling crowns, or smearing glue, I am sort of addicted.

There's a new section on one of the cork boards at the high school I work at: a display of my crafts from kindergarten. My high schoolers think I've officially gone off the deep end. This is actually a possibility at this point in the year.

Who needs a Master's degree, a B.A. and a B.S? WHO? I've got crayons, and I am set.